LAZY TUESDAY: I LOVE A PIANO STYLE
Lyrics

by Jeffry Denman and Kevin Worley

Lazy Tuesday wake up in the late afternoon
Call Worley just to see how he’s doin
Hello?
What up Kev?
Yo Denman what’s crackin.?
You thinking what I’m thinking?
Piano!
Man, it’s happnin.
But first I need a coat cause the weather is frightful
I hear the M O A’s selections delightful
The mall of America’s got all the dope fashions
I love that mall the way that Demi loves Ashton

Bike. No, train. No, car. Sh-t let’s walk it
I’m crazy for this mall, so crazy I’ve lost it
But we have to run Piano
Relax dude, we’ll get there
I hear that G Armani’s got a sale on Moehair
I prefer Marc Ecko
That’s a good one, too
Burberry is the best
True Dat
Double True!
He’s eyeing your coat
Step away from it suckah
How you gonna pay?
Credit Card Mothah F--kah!!!

The Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O
It’s time to Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O
I gotta Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O
I love a Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O

Yo last week during Piano all your steps were busted
I saw you air shuffle.
Bro your feet are rusted.
We gotta go to work and get these steps down
Put your shoes on b--ch
Randy Skinner’s in town!
On the platform, hit that jump off right
When you’re doin those turns ya gotta keep your legs tight.
It’s all about the ‘ography, Baby.
Throw your hands in the air and we’re dancing like Swayze

We run the number five times, six times seven
We relegate ourselves to a tap dance heaven
The taps are comin fast and hot no one can touch us
We’re layin out licks, people think we’re Matt Hutchins
We’re dancing so good that we’re scary
Everyone stands in awe as we dance around Kerry

The crowd sits down they don’t know what’s in store
After Let Yourself Go hos are screamin for more
We hit ‘em with Blue Skies and book ‘em like Dan-O
After intermission
I LOVE A PIANO!!!!!!!!!!

The Pee
What?
No.  P-I-A-N-O
It’s time to Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O
I gotta Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O
I love a Pee
What?
No. P-I-A-N-O

These are some references some people may not be privy to:

I Love A Piano: A huge tap number that opens the second act of White Christmas
Mall of America: The country’s largest mall. It’s real big. Located near the Twin Cities.
Air Shuffle: A failed tap step where no sounds are made.
Randy Skinner: The choreographer of White Christmas
‘Ography: slang for Choreography
Matt Hutchins: An extremely talented dancer who was in the first two SF productions
Let Yourself Go, Blue Skies: Two other dance numbers in White Christmas